Sunday, August 26
Code Geass Review
i only watched 14 and a half eps so what i said might only be half accurate. ok. so in 2o1o (god its 3 years away) a country called Britannia invaded Japan and named Japan as Area 11. (sorry but i found this extremely ironic) so the original Japanese inhabitants are known as Elevens and the Britannian migraters (?) are named Britannians. (like duh) anyway. theres this youngster name Lelouch (say lu-lu-sh) who got involved in a terrorists (Elevens who try to rebel against Britannians) and he saved this girl who died while saving him and gave him a special power which enables him to order people and command absolute obedience known as 'Geass'. then he used this power to join forces with the terrorists group and because he helped them win battles, he was by default the leader of the gropu he called 'The Order Of The Black Knights'. of course he has to hide his identity and called himself 'Zero'. The girl who gave him power, also came to aid him and is only known as 'C.C' (Shi-zu)and he has a younger sister called ... i forgot. anyway so long ago before Japan was invaded he had this childhood friend called Kururugi who he met later on in the show. Kururugi is now a pilot for the Britannia Imperial Army and is expected to be loyal to the army and hence has a strong urge to take down Zero. and so begins a battle of wits and good animation.
what i dont like about this show is that it is very similar to the plot of Deathnote. just compare:
Lelouch - Light (smart, wanted a better world by using the wrong method, recieved 'special powers' [in Light's case, Deathnote])
Lelouch's sister - Light's sister (always the pitiful-lest one, kept in the dark, disabled [Lelouch's sister is blind, Light's sister cant move her legs later in the story])
C.C - Ryuk (mysterious people who helped the main charas but is not really on their side)
Kururugi - L (main chara's enemy and has no clues what is their enemies' identity, fights for justice)
Uncanny aint it? but the art by Clamp made up for almost everything. (:
we had Girlgems concert last night (claps for the Girlgems producers!) and it was really fun! Claud and i got to usher the judges (two ex-tkgians Jamie and Syafinaz's nee-san (look a lot like her and Paul Twohill - yes, the Paul Twohill) and we have to entertain them in the holding room while waiting for appearing. claud and i didnt know what to do, because the two tkgians just talked and talked and it would seem rude for us to interrupt them. but they were really nice la. Jamie is a dance instructor i think and tried to teach us Indian and Malay dance. haha.
then (he part youve been waiting for) Paul came in and he was funneh. at that time the rest of the planners and managers and tkgians came in to take pics with him so we didnt really talked to him. finally the crowd was gone and i think Syafinaz's nee-san said the aircon was kinda cold and Paul went over and tried to close the aircon flaps as such:
yeah. so and on. Paul told us to dance the Pussycat Dolls (which almost made me sing the retarded version of buttons) and he shook his butt like hell.
then the judges had to go down and we bid them adieu and good luck. we watched the contestants performed and had a great time watching them. (CHEER FOR LYNN!!!) and theres this performers called Mike and Kwai i think who came up. let the pictures speak for themselves:
they are not bad and during the interlude when the judges are in the holding room again they called them up and here are a few sneak shots claudia the pi took.
ignore the retarded arrows an the word Paul on it.
then SLEEQ CAME!!!! :D
at first we have totally no inkling of who the hell is Sleeq, only that they are a group. we are told to get them in the holding room and let them there and dont let anybody disturb them because they are tired after a performance. but they were funny!
there are basically 2 boys that sing, Alyph and Shariff. they are so funny! Alyph like, put the bandana on his neck over to his mouth and went "Freeze! Bang Bang Bang!" l0l! and he nicely asked for our names when we told them that were their entertainers for the day. he intorduced he and his camera crew and i think mixed names up anyway thanks to my short attention span really didnt notice.
then one of them was like, "this is a girls school what are we doing here? oh, these two," he pointed to Alyph and Shariff who were somehow innocently eating their currypuffs and round cakes they called balls, "are understable. they are gays you know."
somehow by that time all my sense of humour are gone. if the funniness didnt elope with tiredness i would have struck back, "dont worry, im a les as well."
and Shariff asked me if there was a toilet and we told him he has to walk past the stage, so he said never mind. luckily, i miracle landed upon me and i said, "you want a pot instead?"
yay he laughed
then they had to go down for performance and we were sitting there and admiring them. claud the pi did her job well enough and took a few pictures of the performance:
Please turn thy head. anyway, yeah, and they went back into the holding room. then we were entertained by their loud laughter. then one of them said he wanted to go out and as he opened the door coincidentally the crowd below screamed and he pretended to fall down. so funny man! he quickly closed the door. one of them said, "This is the loudest concert i have ever been to." l0l.
so Shariff noticed our entertained faces of the entertainers and asked us to entertain him (of course, to which the crew laughed and bended their minds). i replied we could tell jokes.
and i was so glad i said that. all of them gathered around us in a circle and had a joke exhanging corner. Alyph was like, "Ok, so this place is where all the jokes come out to."
so i started.
Haha and Hehe were very good friends. One day Haha died. So Hehe went to Haha's grave and told Haha, "Haha, youre dead."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
trust me, that isnt 1/1oo of how big their laughter was.
and Alyph told a joke
An aeroplane was flying, phewwwwww, and it fell into the sea. where does it come out? It come out in the papers!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and halfway thru the joke, a guy beside Alyph had laughed so hard he fell off the chair and hit his leg against the brrom and was jumping about. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
an aeroplane was experiencing some technical difficulties and had to drop things to lighten the load. the first passenger dropped a stone, the second a luggage, the third a bomb. they landed in a village and saw this girl crying saying that her father has been hit by a stone from the sky and died. another boy was crying and said his father had been hit by a luggage from the sky and died. the last one was laughing. why? He laughed and said, "I just farted and the village went kaboom!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Theres this bird hunter called John Fire because he has an amazing acuracy and has never miss before. so one day there was this bird right in front of this eyes but he shoot and all the remaining bullets never hit the bird. why? because the bird is in front of his eye!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
There is this hinter who shoot down a bird. Why does the corpse of the bird had 3 holes?
this time Paul and the 2 judges came in and made me repeat the joke. Paul was like"the asshole.." and Jamie and Syafinaz's nee-san went, "14 year olds! 14 year olds!" "ok, the butthole"
we shook our head and Alyph said the correct answer.
the bird tried to block the attack by putting its two hands in front of it and the holes went thru. one. two. three
that was probably the last of our jokes exhanging session. then the judges and Sleeq and cam crew went on to chatting again. Syafinaz's nee-san said i was really a funny entertainer and the first word when i came into the room was "hello im your entertainer".
the judges thought i was funny
oh did i mention paul went on to talk to the audience and said very lame jokes because he just would sing. so he said
why does superman fly like this? to which he made the superman pose as such
whoops. i mean
like this.
to change gear
why did superman have a s in front? it was small-sized (thats why its so tight) ha. ha. so funny.
what do you call a prawn without legs? Lame sia no legs? lame? sia is prawn in chinese. ha. ha. ha. i. am. so. amused.
and he made another one about a girl killing herself with a spoon but i idnt really get it.
finally it was over and the girls swarmed up to take pics with Shariff and Alyph.
and as i was walking home to the mrt Paul was behind talking with a group of girls. he went ,"Amanda!". you shouldve seen the faces of the people!! Nyahahahaha!!!
and i went home and enjoyed my bread.
it has been a long post.
byebye
oh and more pics
rainy days never stay, 3:33 am.
