Sunday, January 13
peace.
peace.
peace.
peace.
one.
lol credits to Jeanna for the lame joke.
YES I KNOW I PROMISED DAY 3 AND 4 BUT HECK, WHICH ONE OF YOU OUT THERE WOULD BOTHER TO READ ANYWAYS?
so i came up with another guide! not guide actually, people would call it... a collecshi-on.
so. are you ready?
ok. ignore the spongebob please? altho he IS a much more enthu person than most of you out there.
nevermind. i seriously need to solve my problem of going off track. it's a wonder my compo didnt get off point.
so meg and i were talking over the phone just now and we started singing really lame and spastic songs and i decided to make it into a collection which everyone is free to pick and copy down and memorise and sing it day and night in front of your friend's face to irritate them to lend you that Drama dvd you've always wanted to watch.
amanda's collection of really really lame and spastic songs!
1. The Bimbo Song
Oh my gosh
I think I need a manicure.
The sun,
i swear,
is ruining my perfect hair.
red, blue, yellow, green!
What's the colour of my team?
I don't know
I don't care.
All i know is do my hair.
62! 24!
I don't know the stupid score! :D
Go! Go! Fight! Fight!
Gosh I hope my hair's alright.
I'm a B!
I'm a I!
I'm a ...
Oh Nevermind!!
I'm a BIMBO!!
Like, DUHH.
ok,this song was sooo made for Zing. This song is basically to understand about the life of a bimbo. this is particularly prsonal as it goes into the thinking of an everyday bimbo. The creator of this song must have suffered a lot... but it's thanks to his/her sufferings that we are able to understand the sad, sad life of a bimbo.
How You should tackle this song:
They say the most important thing in swordfigting is the pose. well this isn't swordfighting so let's get over the cheem cheem cheena accent and the flute playing in the background. so. yes. the pose. first, think like a bimbo. you ARE the bimbo. ok? now raise your hand, relax your palm. your elbow should be placed at the length of your umm. below boobs. ok? now pretend your palm is a depressed puppet performer thingy and let it droop. See? now you got the first and only bimbo pose! now all you have to do is stay in that position as you go through the song. remember, be flexible, otherwise you'll end up looking like a puppet performer. remember, bimbos are stupid and ignorant, so be stupid and ignorant, sing it stupidly and ignorantly.
2. Do Your Boobs Hang Low? (sung to the tune of a nursery rhyme whose title i do not remember)
Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a know?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you swing your boobs around?
Can you drop them on the ground?
Do your boobs, hang, low?
Yes as the lyrics say it, it is a song celebrating saggy boobs. No longer do you, middle-aged women, have to worry about your sagging boobs, for they are celebrative, or if we are to play with words of the funny english language, they are celebrities!!
How you should tackle this song:
well, although i did mention it is a song of celebrating, you are to sing it in a sarcastic manner. hm, all i can say is that not all things that appear to be like that are like that. "a person is multi-faceted" it'll be best to do the song with actions, like kindergarten kids dancing. keep it simple, otherwise the person will not get the message that you are praising her/him. remember, simplicity is uh.. good.
3. Home - exploding version (sung to the tune of Home, in mandarin, but non-mandarin speaking friends should be able to sing along, it's a syllable by syllable song. any problems can ask me for tutor. :D)
wo de jia
BAO ZHA.
bian cheng roti prata.
baba mama chaota
Now you must be wondering 'hey? can anyone ever tell me why, oh why, must the song end halfway? just as it was getting catchy... :(' well because i forgot the other half of the lyrics. call me forgetful/amnesia/can never remember stuff but hey, who would bother to remember these spastic songs in the first place? (actually everyone would but let's treat this as a rhetorical question)
How you should tackle this song:
well, most efective would be to how the original singer of the original version sang: sadly/emotionally. yeah do that and you'll do great.
4. In the toilet (sung to the tune of clementine)
in the toilet
in the toilet
where i do my business.
here poot poot
there shee shee
it's the toilet that i love.
this is a song, like the boobs song, celebrating toilets. how many times have we neglected them in our lives? taking them for granted and only using them when necessary. when they're unneeded, we wash our hands off and go away. so lets stop and think about our toilets, and hug and kiss those cubicles of relief!
How you should tackle this song:
sing it like a kid.
5. Spider-man theme song
spiderman
spiderman
i can see your
underwear
not too big
not too small
just the size of
singapore
look out for spiderman in his underwear!!!
this IS the first version of Singapore Spiderman theme song.
how you should tackle this song:
sing LOW LOW voice and like mysteriously. you could bend down a bit and pretend to be like some fbi agent smelling for bombs like underdog. now THAT is cool.
ok we have reached the limits of my spastic knowledge. small, i know, can't blame me for being so unspastic and normal. anyone who has more spastic songs to contribute feel free to tell me! :D
and i finally bought a Gintama collection from capsule station@! its those headband thingy and i loved it so much i got bored when revising and started camwhoring! here are a few pictures for inspiration...
thanks for not laughing!
bye!! :D
BLEACH
peace.
peace.
peace.
one.
lol credits to Jeanna for the lame joke.
YES I KNOW I PROMISED DAY 3 AND 4 BUT HECK, WHICH ONE OF YOU OUT THERE WOULD BOTHER TO READ ANYWAYS?
so i came up with another guide! not guide actually, people would call it... a collecshi-on.
so. are you ready?
ok. ignore the spongebob please? altho he IS a much more enthu person than most of you out there.
nevermind. i seriously need to solve my problem of going off track. it's a wonder my compo didnt get off point.
so meg and i were talking over the phone just now and we started singing really lame and spastic songs and i decided to make it into a collection which everyone is free to pick and copy down and memorise and sing it day and night in front of your friend's face to irritate them to lend you that Drama dvd you've always wanted to watch.
amanda's collection of really really lame and spastic songs!
1. The Bimbo Song
Oh my gosh
I think I need a manicure.
The sun,
i swear,
is ruining my perfect hair.
red, blue, yellow, green!
What's the colour of my team?
I don't know
I don't care.
All i know is do my hair.
62! 24!
I don't know the stupid score! :D
Go! Go! Fight! Fight!
Gosh I hope my hair's alright.
I'm a B!
I'm a I!
I'm a ...
Oh Nevermind!!
I'm a BIMBO!!
Like, DUHH.
ok,
How You should tackle this song:
They say the most important thing in swordfigting is the pose. well this isn't swordfighting so let's get over the cheem cheem cheena accent and the flute playing in the background. so. yes. the pose. first, think like a bimbo. you ARE the bimbo. ok? now raise your hand, relax your palm. your elbow should be placed at the length of your umm. below boobs. ok? now pretend your palm is a depressed puppet performer thingy and let it droop. See? now you got the first and only bimbo pose! now all you have to do is stay in that position as you go through the song. remember, be flexible, otherwise you'll end up looking like a puppet performer. remember, bimbos are stupid and ignorant, so be stupid and ignorant, sing it stupidly and ignorantly.
2. Do Your Boobs Hang Low? (sung to the tune of a nursery rhyme whose title i do not remember)
Do your boobs hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a know?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you swing your boobs around?
Can you drop them on the ground?
Do your boobs, hang, low?
Yes as the lyrics say it, it is a song celebrating saggy boobs. No longer do you, middle-aged women, have to worry about your sagging boobs, for they are celebrative, or if we are to play with words of the funny english language, they are celebrities!!
How you should tackle this song:
well, although i did mention it is a song of celebrating, you are to sing it in a sarcastic manner. hm, all i can say is that not all things that appear to be like that are like that. "a person is multi-faceted" it'll be best to do the song with actions, like kindergarten kids dancing. keep it simple, otherwise the person will not get the message that you are praising her/him. remember, simplicity is uh.. good.
3. Home - exploding version (sung to the tune of Home, in mandarin, but non-mandarin speaking friends should be able to sing along, it's a syllable by syllable song. any problems can ask me for tutor. :D)
wo de jia
BAO ZHA.
bian cheng roti prata.
baba mama chaota
Now you must be wondering 'hey? can anyone ever tell me why, oh why, must the song end halfway? just as it was getting catchy... :(' well because i forgot the other half of the lyrics. call me forgetful/amnesia/can never remember stuff but hey, who would bother to remember these spastic songs in the first place? (actually everyone would but let's treat this as a rhetorical question)
How you should tackle this song:
well, most efective would be to how the original singer of the original version sang: sadly/emotionally. yeah do that and you'll do great.
4. In the toilet (sung to the tune of clementine)
in the toilet
in the toilet
where i do my business.
here poot poot
there shee shee
it's the toilet that i love.
this is a song, like the boobs song, celebrating toilets. how many times have we neglected them in our lives? taking them for granted and only using them when necessary. when they're unneeded, we wash our hands off and go away. so lets stop and think about our toilets, and hug and kiss those cubicles of relief!
How you should tackle this song:
sing it like a kid.
5. Spider-man theme song
spiderman
spiderman
i can see your
underwear
not too big
not too small
just the size of
singapore
look out for spiderman in his underwear!!!
this IS the first version of Singapore Spiderman theme song.
how you should tackle this song:
sing LOW LOW voice and like mysteriously. you could bend down a bit and pretend to be like some fbi agent smelling for bombs like underdog. now THAT is cool.
ok we have reached the limits of my spastic knowledge. small, i know, can't blame me for being so unspastic and normal. anyone who has more spastic songs to contribute feel free to tell me! :D
and i finally bought a Gintama collection from capsule station@! its those headband thingy and i loved it so much i got bored when revising and started camwhoring! here are a few pictures for inspiration...
thanks for not laughing!
bye!! :D
BLEACH
rainy days never stay, 5:55 am.
Wednesday, January 9
peace.
sorry i know i promised Japan trips day 3 and 4 but its just too late and im too out of inspiration (and sleep) to be able to recall so this post is going to be another typical inyourface what-i-did-today-and-i-feel-so-grateful-for-my-friends kind of blog.
but i'll try to make itlame funny ok?
first up...
AMANDA'S NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS
anyway i havent make one yet so i shall make an impromptu one, which i am likely to break the next day which is like, in 31 minutes.
anyway.
NUMBER 1!
continue loving BLEACH and not lose faith in it/him/her/them! recently my brush withdeath Super Junior (yes people shut up) almost questioned my faith in BLEACH but it was all a phase *rainbows. ponies. field of black grass. birds chirping*
so lets pray that whatever challenges that come along i will overcome them! suju's just a phase...suju's just a phase...suju's just a phase...
NUMBER 2!
learn the basics of Japanese! megans already overshot me in this one. "doshimatte" "(something that meant yamseng)" "(something that meant nice tomeat meet you)" "watashi wa need to pee"
see what i mean. since my religiously watching of Anime all i have learnt are nouns. like susume, sora, hoshi etc. well, it helps a little in understanding some sentences but not really useful.
but if there's one (ok, maybe more, but its an idiom - i think-) i know, that's
"HOERO, ZABIMARU!"
NUMBER 3!
learn to beautify myself. my mother hit the starting point with Fancl bought from Japan (cousin: "of course buy more here la! cheaper ma!" and "what no need bao yang. look at your nose.")
but seriously, it works. now my nose is q q, hua hua, kan bu dao hei dou la!
no la, but recovering tho. my blackheads are retreating under the vicious attacks of
Fancl face washing powder thingy!
NUMBER 4!
get abs.
ok not hard, solid abs like clarissa's (ahemahem) but at least a LITTLE will do. or make my stomach hard? wait, that's not good, it means you havent pooped for days and all your crap are accumulated inside.
ok delete that from the list.
lose one more kg by the next height and weight!
ok there's a chanting woman standing beside testing her rapping lyrics on me now and gotto go.
BYE!
sorry i know i promised Japan trips day 3 and 4 but its just too late and im too out of inspiration (and sleep) to be able to recall so this post is going to be another typical inyourface what-i-did-today-and-i-feel-so-grateful-for-my-friends kind of blog.
but i'll try to make it
first up...
AMANDA'S NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS
anyway i havent make one yet so i shall make an impromptu one, which i am likely to break the next day which is like, in 31 minutes.
anyway.
NUMBER 1!
continue loving BLEACH and not lose faith in it/him/her/them! recently my brush with
so lets pray that whatever challenges that come along i will overcome them! suju's just a phase...suju's just a phase...suju's just a phase...
NUMBER 2!
learn the basics of Japanese! megans already overshot me in this one. "doshimatte" "(something that meant yamseng)" "(something that meant nice to
see what i mean. since my religiously watching of Anime all i have learnt are nouns. like susume, sora, hoshi etc. well, it helps a little in understanding some sentences but not really useful.
but if there's one (ok, maybe more, but its an idiom - i think-) i know, that's
"HOERO, ZABIMARU!"
NUMBER 3!
learn to beautify myself. my mother hit the starting point with Fancl bought from Japan (cousin: "of course buy more here la! cheaper ma!" and "what no need bao yang. look at your nose.")
but seriously, it works. now my nose is q q, hua hua, kan bu dao hei dou la!
no la, but recovering tho. my blackheads are retreating under the vicious attacks of
Fancl face washing powder thingy!
NUMBER 4!
get abs.
ok not hard, solid abs like clarissa's (ahemahem) but at least a LITTLE will do. or make my stomach hard? wait, that's not good, it means you havent pooped for days and all your crap are accumulated inside.
ok delete that from the list.
lose one more kg by the next height and weight!
ok there's a chanting woman standing beside testing her rapping lyrics on me now and gotto go.
BYE!
rainy days never stay, 7:27 am.
