Sunday, February 24
GINTAMA REVIEW!!
first up, i wondered why i took so long to write a Gintama review. anyway, below is Gintama.
hehheh, woops. THIS is it.
so the story is set in the edo period (i think) where amanos (aliens) have taken over the land of samurai (or something like that). samurais now cant hold swords and do samurai stuff, much like what hitler does to the poor jews (seriously, i think hitler is the stupidest man on the planet). but of course if there werent any samurai who wants to take back their land, their wouldnt be a story we now know as Gintama.
wait a sec, does all this sounds all shonen and serious? rewind!
there exists a man name Gintoki Sanada, who is this lazy, irresponsible, ignorant, selfish, disgusting fella who had naturally permed hair. he used to be a samurai who fought for the freedom of edo ( i think this is the name of the samurai land) but lost. moneyless and really hungry, he was taken in by his now-landlord-who-like-other-landlords-chase-him-for-rent-money. he had a business which does anything if you have money (does he teach chem?)and along the way he meets up with some guys who are deemed to be his sidekicks who somehow overpowers him and infuriates a few guys from the police and an alien prince and yay! theres a story!
but the thing is that it is freak funny. there like, isnt one episode where you expect it to be funny and it disappoints you. it plays mostly on puns and really in-your-face stuff. read the following situations (dont read if you dont want spoilers, but heck, this whole post is practically spoilers)
1. Kagura, the girl, is one hungry uh, girl. anyway, one day on a spaceship flight when the air stewardess asks, "beef? or fish?" she went, "beef, and fish!"
2. the show started for a long time until Gintoki's face is finally showed. but sadly, as always, it's about the others accusing him of stealing other girls' underwear and stuff. pissed, he yelled at the camera (if there was any),"WHY AREN'T I ON SCREEN? AREN'T I THE MAIN CHARACTER? AND WHAT ABOUT THE OPENING SONG! YOU GUYS HAVENT PLAYED THE OPENING SONG!!" and the song came directly. (omg that was so funny)
3.Gintoki was suddenly brought into a brothel (like, literally BROthel)-like place where men dress up as women and serve customers (see what i mean?) one day, the mama(once name Saidoku of the white samurai thongs)'s son went back injured and stuff, so the mama went panicky and yells "Agi*something*! where's agi*something*????" which meant his shouting for the guy called red beard. with which Gintoki replied "if you want agi*something* we have alot here" which meant stubbles.
well, im going to watch another Gintama episode now. cya!
btw do you like my new blogskin?
p.s.Gintoki wishes he had Bankai!
first up, i wondered why i took so long to write a Gintama review. anyway, below is Gintama.
hehheh, woops. THIS is it.
so the story is set in the edo period (i think) where amanos (aliens) have taken over the land of samurai (or something like that). samurais now cant hold swords and do samurai stuff, much like what hitler does to the poor jews (seriously, i think hitler is the stupidest man on the planet). but of course if there werent any samurai who wants to take back their land, their wouldnt be a story we now know as Gintama.
wait a sec, does all this sounds all shonen and serious? rewind!
there exists a man name Gintoki Sanada, who is this lazy, irresponsible, ignorant, selfish, disgusting fella who had naturally permed hair. he used to be a samurai who fought for the freedom of edo ( i think this is the name of the samurai land) but lost. moneyless and really hungry, he was taken in by his now-landlord-who-like-other-landlords-chase-him-for-rent-money. he had a business which does anything if you have money (does he teach chem?)and along the way he meets up with some guys who are deemed to be his sidekicks who somehow overpowers him and infuriates a few guys from the police and an alien prince and yay! theres a story!
but the thing is that it is freak funny. there like, isnt one episode where you expect it to be funny and it disappoints you. it plays mostly on puns and really in-your-face stuff. read the following situations (dont read if you dont want spoilers, but heck, this whole post is practically spoilers)
1. Kagura, the girl, is one hungry uh, girl. anyway, one day on a spaceship flight when the air stewardess asks, "beef? or fish?" she went, "beef, and fish!"
2. the show started for a long time until Gintoki's face is finally showed. but sadly, as always, it's about the others accusing him of stealing other girls' underwear and stuff. pissed, he yelled at the camera (if there was any),"WHY AREN'T I ON SCREEN? AREN'T I THE MAIN CHARACTER? AND WHAT ABOUT THE OPENING SONG! YOU GUYS HAVENT PLAYED THE OPENING SONG!!" and the song came directly. (omg that was so funny)
3.Gintoki was suddenly brought into a brothel (like, literally BROthel)-like place where men dress up as women and serve customers (see what i mean?) one day, the mama(once name Saidoku of the white samurai thongs)'s son went back injured and stuff, so the mama went panicky and yells "Agi*something*! where's agi*something*????" which meant his shouting for the guy called red beard. with which Gintoki replied "if you want agi*something* we have alot here" which meant stubbles.
well, im going to watch another Gintama episode now. cya!
btw do you like my new blogskin?
p.s.Gintoki wishes he had Bankai!
rainy days never stay, 4:31 am.
Tuesday, February 12
i havent updated in a long time. and you know the cliche expression of how if you bottle up stuff for too long it'll explode?
cliche, but true.
no im not saying that i'm stupid enough to plant a bomb in my blog and end up being the 911 virtual terrorist, (altho in this case, 212).
im just warning you that this is going to be an exruciatingly long post.
i have learnt that i never get to repost what i wanted to post but was halfway interrupted and stopped by various reasons, so i figured the best way is to just end the post and post. even if it was right in the middle of telling you guys how to sneak into nc16 movies, just at the part where the counter person asked you for your ic.
naah, i dont teach you unlawful stuff like this la, i teach you how to start a war.
anyway. bad news first. remember the edison chen scandal? you cant miss it, it was like IN YOUR FACE everytime you read the papers. no its not that i give a damn to what those hong kong people are doing in their bedroom when they're suffering from a serious case of camwhoring, it's just the person who released the photos really pissed me off. no, again i dont give a damn to whether the stars are humilated etc, etc, (altho i feel kinda sad for them that their heads are so terribly plastered on someone else's body) it's the name that joker uses.
KIRA.
anybody in singapore who really lacks ANIME gekijobans being aired on cinema screens and therefore uses Deathnote live action movie as an alternative although obviously the manga/anime plot is wayyyy better would know Kira is the name Light-san uses for his evil deeds (or is it given to him by fans? i never know..). so the fella calling himself Kira, is like such a humiliation to Deathnote can?
Ohba-san, Obata-san, my heart goes out to you!!
so this stinking self-obsessed sex maniac version of Kira, please stop calling yourself Kira. it is a disgrace to Deathnote and the fans of Deathnote worldwide.
hey i have an idea, why dont you call yourself loser? or paedophile? or bakkajanokaroka!
oh yes, i forgot, you deserve a worse name than that.
so in conclusion, i dont give a damn about you leaking the pictures, JUST FREAKIN STOP NAMING YOURSELF KIRA!! otherwise i will scold bad words.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.
ok, this helps, i guess (altho not much when you're just smashing the keyboard and hope the numbers comes out in order). they say when youre angry you circulate toxins, altho i wonder where the heck do they pop out from.
next, YES FINALLY
OBS!!!!!!!!!!
actually i forgot almost all my experiences because i am not one to jot down a memorable day during camping at Pulau Ubin. so i shall speak only of one of my favourite incidence.
darn it im not in the mood to blog, therefore i shall stop abruptly here and hence leaving you guys in a series of "eh??" "what the.." and "okaayyy... whose blog next?"
bye bye! :D
BLEACH is love
cliche, but true.
no im not saying that i'm stupid enough to plant a bomb in my blog and end up being the 911 virtual terrorist, (altho in this case, 212).
im just warning you that this is going to be an exruciatingly long post.
i have learnt that i never get to repost what i wanted to post but was halfway interrupted and stopped by various reasons, so i figured the best way is to just end the post and post. even if it was right in the middle of telling you guys how to sneak into nc16 movies, just at the part where the counter person asked you for your ic.
naah, i dont teach you unlawful stuff like this la, i teach you how to start a war.
anyway. bad news first. remember the edison chen scandal? you cant miss it, it was like IN YOUR FACE everytime you read the papers. no its not that i give a damn to what those hong kong people are doing in their bedroom when they're suffering from a serious case of camwhoring, it's just the person who released the photos really pissed me off. no, again i dont give a damn to whether the stars are humilated etc, etc, (altho i feel kinda sad for them that their heads are so terribly plastered on someone else's body) it's the name that joker uses.
KIRA.
anybody in singapore who really lacks ANIME gekijobans being aired on cinema screens and therefore uses Deathnote live action movie as an alternative although obviously the manga/anime plot is wayyyy better would know Kira is the name Light-san uses for his evil deeds (or is it given to him by fans? i never know..). so the fella calling himself Kira, is like such a humiliation to Deathnote can?
Ohba-san, Obata-san, my heart goes out to you!!
so this stinking self-obsessed sex maniac version of Kira, please stop calling yourself Kira. it is a disgrace to Deathnote and the fans of Deathnote worldwide.
hey i have an idea, why dont you call yourself loser? or paedophile? or bakkajanokaroka!
oh yes, i forgot, you deserve a worse name than that.
so in conclusion, i dont give a damn about you leaking the pictures, JUST FREAKIN STOP NAMING YOURSELF KIRA!! otherwise i will scold bad words.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.
ok, this helps, i guess (altho not much when you're just smashing the keyboard and hope the numbers comes out in order). they say when youre angry you circulate toxins, altho i wonder where the heck do they pop out from.
next, YES FINALLY
OBS!!!!!!!!!!
actually i forgot almost all my experiences because i am not one to jot down a memorable day during camping at Pulau Ubin. so i shall speak only of one of my favourite incidence.
darn it im not in the mood to blog, therefore i shall stop abruptly here and hence leaving you guys in a series of "eh??" "what the.." and "okaayyy... whose blog next?"
bye bye! :D
BLEACH is love
rainy days never stay, 7:04 am.
