Monday, June 2
Humans. For 2 milleniums and the many milleniums before when people were very hairy and full of hair, tromped around the jungle poking their spear into what they believed was walking barbeque, they have been trying to again and again prove to the world that THEY are the MASTERS.
My precious students, today's lecture is not going to be about global warming, we'll leave that to Prof. Po Lah Bare. Today, we're going to discuss the fine art of multi-tasking.
I understand, that I am not capable ofbeing longwinded elaborating on the different prospect of life like my friend Prof. Kir. S. Tene can, but I can at the very least, make a list, a list, I call "A history of multi-tasking tasks performed by A man (duh)."
1.Pat my head and rub my tummy (2 things done)
2.Eat and watch TV, occasionally yelling at my supervisor.(3 things done)
3.Walk around and listen to music, sometimes yelling at my supervisor on her choice of clothes. (3 things done)
4.Chewing and moving my jaws, and respire, also blinking my eyes and having my blood circulated by pumping my heart, and digesting and absorbing nutrients at the same time. (8 things done) [WOAAHHH!!!]
5.arguing with my supervisor and talking to my friends on the phone. (2 things done)
6.brush my teeth, wash my hair, sing song. (3 things done)
7.change on my clothes while talking on the phone (2 things done)
8.do my homework and listen to my physics tutor speak ghost stories/talk about random stuff (2 things done)
9.snore, dream, rest and sleep at the same time (4 things done)
10. kick the computer, get angry, curse, yell at the supervisor, listen to music (5 things done)
You students must be curious about the purpose behind such list. I shall announce to you.
It's becausei want to get rid of that emo post below boast about my historic achievements i want you to understand the art of being able to multitask. it is an important skill you'll have to acquire in your life. You have to learn how to drink with your client, suck up to him/her, promote your company thingy, not get drunk, play cards, attempt to win the game and at the same time trying your very best not to let your true opinions about the client run out when you lose the game.
So. I hope you have all learnt a precious lesson in multitasking and put that to good use in the future. (by the way, students, if you're again wondering why (clever students asks a lot of questions they say) I gehgeh act smart, it's because of the music i'm hearing. it's as if its from some himalayan mountain and make me want to meditate and meditate and meditate...I SEE THE LIGHT!!)
I end my lesson with a please get the hell out of here after you've tagged. :)
P.s. the Japan photos. YES FINALLY!!!
Cool! they're like, walking UPWARDS!
so SHINY...
Yes, hate me megan, HATE ME.
I can dont wait until september for the movie to come out you know
What you'll become if you eat too much msg
HATE ME MEGAN!! SERIOUSLY!!
*kills megan*
Anpan man!
That's enough for today. Anymore and Akachan Ningen will transform me into one.
What ever that is.
My precious students, today's lecture is not going to be about global warming, we'll leave that to Prof. Po Lah Bare. Today, we're going to discuss the fine art of multi-tasking.
I understand, that I am not capable of
1.Pat my head and rub my tummy (2 things done)
2.Eat and watch TV, occasionally yelling at my supervisor.(3 things done)
3.Walk around and listen to music, sometimes yelling at my supervisor on her choice of clothes. (3 things done)
4.Chewing and moving my jaws, and respire, also blinking my eyes and having my blood circulated by pumping my heart, and digesting and absorbing nutrients at the same time. (8 things done) [WOAAHHH!!!]
5.arguing with my supervisor and talking to my friends on the phone. (2 things done)
6.brush my teeth, wash my hair, sing song. (3 things done)
7.change on my clothes while talking on the phone (2 things done)
8.do my homework and listen to my physics tutor speak ghost stories/talk about random stuff (2 things done)
9.snore, dream, rest and sleep at the same time (4 things done)
10. kick the computer, get angry, curse, yell at the supervisor, listen to music (5 things done)
You students must be curious about the purpose behind such list. I shall announce to you.
It's because
So. I hope you have all learnt a precious lesson in multitasking and put that to good use in the future. (by the way, students, if you're again wondering why (clever students asks a lot of questions they say) I gehgeh act smart, it's because of the music i'm hearing. it's as if its from some himalayan mountain and make me want to meditate and meditate and meditate...I SEE THE LIGHT!!)
I end my lesson with a please get the hell out of here after you've tagged. :)
P.s. the Japan photos. YES FINALLY!!!
Cool! they're like, walking UPWARDS!
so SHINY...
Yes, hate me megan, HATE ME.
I can dont wait until september for the movie to come out you know
What you'll become if you eat too much msg
HATE ME MEGAN!! SERIOUSLY!!
*kills megan*
Anpan man!
That's enough for today. Anymore and Akachan Ningen will transform me into one.What ever that is.
rainy days never stay, 7:26 am.
