Friday, June 13
ok nevermind forget about the last two posts people!!
still emo-ing, yeah, BUT, today's tuition party made everything better. :D(aside from the fact that i forget about my problems after i sleep)
to punish the guys who evilly made fun of our names on the piece of paper being passed around for our contacts, Pei Min, Nat and I decided to punish the evil doers for the sake of justice and in the name of sexism.
so we scouted around ps and bought:
one bottle of ice lemon tea
two bottles of sparkling water
one bottle of ginseng
and here's the best part:
one cup of wasabi
halfway we realized there was no straw, so Carolyn, Sherlyn and me went to the "toilet" (mcdonalds) and took straws. the teacher was informed of our plan long ago, and she seemed pretty supposrtive of it.
before that the teacher made selected students say a speech in front of the class. it was zhen qiang's turn.
(translated)
"Let me ask you a question. What is your ideal teacher? You."
"Somebody who is kind, caring, and cares deeply about the student's welfare, not just his/her results"
"THAT, is ME."
OMG it was freak! all of us burst out laughing!! this is unbelievable!! anyway yeah.
so today in tuition we dumped everything in and stir and stir and stir and passed on to the guys. of course they suspected right away and whined and complained but in the end they still finished it. (except for two guys: YOU'RE NOT A MAN!)
i took a sip of it. MAN! it tasted perfectly like how a good ice lemon tea should, but OH the dry bitterness of the ginseng hidden amongst the fluid jumps out from its ambush and OH MAN the fiery explosion of the wasabi rushed right down my throat and i SWORE i breathed FIRE out from my nostrils. my face squished into a corner. i heard those guys started laughing at me then i quickly covered my face because i'd look like a wrinkled up monkey banana in front of him. in the end i think i ended up in a weird pose like a monkey statue from billions of years ago which was hit by an impending ice storm.
anyway. then we pulled one guy call Marc and another Alloysious (that is one name i can never spell in my entire life) out to sing songs. they played JJ's Mu Nai Yi
The intro music ended. Marc was like, "SHHHHH!!!" then he started singing. his part ended then we all cheered. (fyi he is a pretty good singer) we all suaned Aloysious (STOP LAUGHING AT MY SPELLING EVIL MEANIES) for not singing. he must at least dance right?
know what he did?
he lipsynched!! :D
then we all call him to catwalk, he really did!! he strolled down the aisle and waved while lipsynching and omg it was freaking funny can. i took a vid of it, but being the nice person i am, i shall not upload it without their permission. ^^?
then Marc was singing the next song and once again we all persuaded with much overwhelming emotions for Alloysious (I SAID STOP LAUGHING!) to dance.
then we somehow managed to bring out all sorts of ideas, big and small, fat and skinny, square and round, orang utans and singapore for him. Then Leon was like "Strip!"
then somehow he too, managed to come up with the 101 ways of stripping (i wonder where did he get those ideas from). Allysious stared at him and said calmly
"ni ZHUAN dao ah!"
*translation: it's to your advantage!!*
omg the entire class BURST out laughing for like, at least 3 breaths can. and then it all ended. the next class had to come in for lessons and it was all over.
5 days of fun.
but it was great memories :)
still emo-ing, yeah, BUT, today's tuition party made everything better. :D
to punish the guys who evilly made fun of our names on the piece of paper being passed around for our contacts, Pei Min, Nat and I decided to punish the evil doers for the sake of justice and in the name of sexism.
so we scouted around ps and bought:
one bottle of ice lemon tea
two bottles of sparkling water
one bottle of ginseng
and here's the best part:
one cup of wasabi
halfway we realized there was no straw, so Carolyn, Sherlyn and me went to the "toilet" (mcdonalds) and took straws. the teacher was informed of our plan long ago, and she seemed pretty supposrtive of it.
before that the teacher made selected students say a speech in front of the class. it was zhen qiang's turn.
(translated)
"Let me ask you a question. What is your ideal teacher? You."
"Somebody who is kind, caring, and cares deeply about the student's welfare, not just his/her results"
"THAT, is ME."
OMG it was freak! all of us burst out laughing!! this is unbelievable!! anyway yeah.
so today in tuition we dumped everything in and stir and stir and stir and passed on to the guys. of course they suspected right away and whined and complained but in the end they still finished it. (except for two guys: YOU'RE NOT A MAN!)
i took a sip of it. MAN! it tasted perfectly like how a good ice lemon tea should, but OH the dry bitterness of the ginseng hidden amongst the fluid jumps out from its ambush and OH MAN the fiery explosion of the wasabi rushed right down my throat and i SWORE i breathed FIRE out from my nostrils. my face squished into a corner. i heard those guys started laughing at me then i quickly covered my face because i'd look like a wrinkled up monkey banana in front of him. in the end i think i ended up in a weird pose like a monkey statue from billions of years ago which was hit by an impending ice storm.
anyway. then we pulled one guy call Marc and another Alloysious (that is one name i can never spell in my entire life) out to sing songs. they played JJ's Mu Nai Yi
The intro music ended. Marc was like, "SHHHHH!!!" then he started singing. his part ended then we all cheered. (fyi he is a pretty good singer) we all suaned Aloysious (STOP LAUGHING AT MY SPELLING EVIL MEANIES) for not singing. he must at least dance right?
know what he did?
he lipsynched!! :D
then we all call him to catwalk, he really did!! he strolled down the aisle and waved while lipsynching and omg it was freaking funny can. i took a vid of it, but being the nice person i am, i shall not upload it without their permission. ^^?
then Marc was singing the next song and once again we all persuaded with much overwhelming emotions for Alloysious (I SAID STOP LAUGHING!) to dance.
then we somehow managed to bring out all sorts of ideas, big and small, fat and skinny, square and round, orang utans and singapore for him. Then Leon was like "Strip!"
then somehow he too, managed to come up with the 101 ways of stripping (i wonder where did he get those ideas from). Allysious stared at him and said calmly
"ni ZHUAN dao ah!"
*translation: it's to your advantage!!*
omg the entire class BURST out laughing for like, at least 3 breaths can. and then it all ended. the next class had to come in for lessons and it was all over.
5 days of fun.
but it was great memories :)
rainy days never stay, 6:07 am.
